I have one kid back to school, one still on the couch with normal temp but wicked sore throat, and a massive giant sitting on my lap. Everything I got aches or is so weary I can't move it. Either I am just a big ol' slug or something bad is going on inside my decrepit body.
If I do not speak the word "flu", will it not come to pass? Excuse me while I go lie on the couch.
I am NOT sick, just resting.
And slosh some Lysol over your entire body as you leave. Don't forget to gargle.
2 days ago