Like A Monkey Doin' A Math Problem: The 30-Day Plan

Saturday, August 15, 2009

The 30-Day Plan

Recently I've heard about some interesting 30-day plans to make my life better, or more fulfilling, or just more spicy. Everyone insists their idea will add depth to my otherwise shallow existence. But which one to choose?

Having discarded most of the 30-day exercise programs due to the laziness gene, I have three that are getting serious consideration:

Blog every day for 30 days. (Stretch your mind)

Cook something new every day for 30 days. (Stretch your cooking skills)

Have sex (somehow) every day for 30 days. (Stretch...no, ENHANCE your relationship)

Hmmm, they all sound good, and challenging to keep the faith for the full 30 days. How can I pick just one?

Got it! I'll take the best of all three. I'll cook in the nude every day, see what comes of it (stop snickering...) and blog about it! It'll be the best 30-day program ever.

And just imagine what Wordless Wednesdays will be like...

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Givinya De ElbaAugust 18, 2009 at 1:13 AM
Oh wow, yes, I can't wait for the Wordless Wednesdays!

The comment you left at my place regarding the breast pad/coffee filter mistake may well be the funniest thing I've heard all year. Thanks!
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SuldogAugust 18, 2009 at 8:12 AM
Woo-Hoo! I think the entire country should go on your plan!
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Captain DumbassAugust 18, 2009 at 2:40 PM
Nude cooking for thirty days? I'll stay tuned.
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I have just celebrated my 39th birthday for the first time. Liked it so much I may just celebrate the anniversary of said birthday from here on out. Then I will always be younger than my partner in crime, S.P., my husband of almost 15 years. In the beginning his initials stood for "Super Pharmacist", but now through the remodeling and renovations I have found his talents require more initials. He can paint, he can plaster, he can paper, he can pound nails. And of course, lest I forget, the man can PARENT!
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Saturday, August 15, 2009

The 30-Day Plan

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