Thursday, August 6, 2009

Heard in the Costco Restroom...

"Mom, could you wait outside?"


"I need some privacy."

"I'll close my eyes."

"No, it's better if you would go out there..."

"Well, I can't see anything with my eyes closed..oh, all right. What's up? You got something new I don't know about?"

"No, I just like privacy."

"Well you know, I've seen your goodies since you were born."

"No, I didn't have goodies when I was born."

Exit mom...and laughter.


  1. My youngest came back from camp wanting privacy!!! What the heck?? Your daddy has way more to see on him than you tic tac!!!

  2. Tic tac? That is just cold to say that to your son, Eileen!

  3. Oh, Lord. I remember being so embarrassed when I was on vacation with my mom and dad, I had just hit puberty not long ago, and I was changing my shirt in front of them. My mom said, "Oh! Look who has hair under his arms!"

    I can't even begin to imagine having my mom in the damn bathroom with me :-)

  4. I remember being embarrassed as all get-out when my dad walked in on me when I was shirtless and 11 years old. I was still as flat as my brothers, but it was AWFUL.